neightkelly:

I’m hilarious.

When Nate Kelly has a lull in posting photos of people giving each other oral sex, posting photos of breasts, posting photos of “hot girls,” this is what he does. He posts his own statuses and talks about how funny he is. Which he isn’t. Because he’s a libertarian. 

neightkelly:

I am Jack’s smirking revenge.

I am Jack’s outdated fucking reference.

neightkelly:

I got a haircut and I just realized in the bathroom I can spike it and shit. Great success!

Note my creepy flesh-colored facial hair.

YAY, definitely spike your hair. That is so cool and good-looking.

Wait a minute. You’re good-looking?

THAT MEANS YOU’RE A LIBERTARIAN!

What does it mean when you look like a middle-aged douche when you’re only 20? 

Oh wait…that’s what makes you a libertarian. 

This is the photo you use as your avatar when you want people to take you seriously.

Likes:

Nipples

Using looks to validate bullshit opinions

Dislikes:

Logic

Earning his keep

Not having enough nice things

Yes, for the love of God, no one make babies with her. They’ll be a libertarian. And that’s the last thing we need more of.

Hipster and Libertarian: 2 things that no one should ever admit to being.

Some days, Alex Holzbach just thinks so deeply about how wrong he is about everything. It’s a difficult life, but somebody’s gotta live it.

SOMEBODY LET THIS GUY GRADUATE. 

…From something.

I still want proof that he can read.

My name is Bookwormlibertarian. I hate oppression, and I hate feminists who hate oppression. 

Likes:

Voting for republicans and calling himself a libertarian

Dislikes:

Maturity